Places like this don’t exist anymore. And that’s the damn shame.

Don’s Joke Shop wasn’t about retail. It was about ritual. You didn’t go to buy invisible ink — you went to watch Don do the same ridiculous floor show he’s been doing for 40 years. A squirting bowtie. A terrible pun. A flash of magic. A fart noise.

And then you laughed. Every time.

This wasn’t a slick Instagram storefront or some ironic nostalgia act. It was a dusty, real-deal temple to classic mischief. And Don — part ghost, part magician, part neighborhood uncle — was the high priest of prankdom.

His shop gave you a memory with your dad. Or your kid. Or your best friend from seventh grade. It was sticky. Funny. Timeless. And now, like so many beautiful things, it’s fading.

So we made this collab. For Don. For the jokes that bombed. For the shock gum. For the grief and the gratitude.

Because life’s a gas. And he proved it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)